Step 1: Choose a sport;
Step 2: Train for it, every waking hour;
Step 3: Qualify for the Olympics;
Step 4: Don’t get caught at the anti-doping test and go to it;
Step 5: Get some motherfucking rainbow wigs, huge glasses, and a plastic frog;
Step 6: Party like you’re awesome, ‘cause you already did more than most of the world will ever do.